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Lestat: |
Bon Soir
Madam. Lantement. C'a va bien? |
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M.R.: |
Lestat! You
startled me…here one second; there the next. I never seem to
get used to that preternatural movement. (smiles) Yes, it's
been a long time…and I am well, thank you. |
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Lestat: |
Voudré vous
de café? De teá? |
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M.R.: |
Yes, coffee
would be nice. Decaf. Black. And you'll have to speak English,
Lestat. Not everyone reading this interview understands
French. |
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Lestat: |
Eh, bien. So,
Cherié, where do we begin? Shall I give you the Dark Gift so
we can be together forever…hmmmm? (devilish smile) Ah, don't
look at me like that. We both know you are sweet…like a
confection. I think I may take a bite, Non? |
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M.R.: |
In your dreams,
Vampire. Now quit flirting and let's get down to business.
Dawn will be here in no time. |
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Lestat: |
(rolls eyes)
Always the professional. (sigh) Very well. How long have you
been Art Directing Cherié? |
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M.R.: |
Long enough to
know how to get the job done. |
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Lestat: |
I could make
you an immortal Cherié …you could Art Direct forever. |
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M.R.: |
(warningly)
Lestat… |
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Lestat: |
(exasperated)
Very Well… What would you say are your major strengths? |
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M.R.: |
Knowing how to
make a layout compelling and convenient for the end user
without sacrificing style and aesthetics. Communication. Excellent
organizational and People skills. |
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Lestat: |
How so? |
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M.R.: |
I have the
ability to be able to pull back and look at the whole picture,
assess what the goal of the project is, ask the important
questions, know who to go to for the answers, segment the
project into manageable pieces, prioritize those pieces and
know what to do and when to do it — all in a timely fashion —
to complete my deliverables and
meet my deadlines. |
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Lestat: |
That's quite
a mouth-full. |
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M.R.: |
I'm quite an Art
Director. |
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Lestat: |
Can you site
an example of these talents? |
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M.R.: |
When I
re-designed the Automated Forms section of the lexisONE
website, I had to rely heavily on my organizational and
communication skills. I had to coordinate input and ideas from
colleagues that were scattered
in different locations across the United States. I then had to
translate those ideas into pages that were aesthetic,
functional and would accommodate dynamically-generated
information in a user interface that was friendly and
intuitive. |
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Lestat: |
Hmmm. Well
done. What about People skills? |
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M.R.: |
(smiles) You
think it was easy talking to these people? Many of the
professionals involved in this project found it difficult to
communicate
their needs. My responsibility was to find a way to get to the
vision inside their heads, understand it and translate it into
a visual
layout. It took more than a few friendly chats to catch their
drift. |
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Lestat: |
You take your
work very seriously Cherié. |
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M.R.: |
You bet your
fangs I do. I chose this profession when I was eleven years
old. I love my work. There is nothing else I would want to
do…except, perhaps, write stories about rogue vampires like
you. |
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Lestat: |
Ahh, Cherié.
If I could blush, I would. But what about your career goals? |
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M.R.: |
I'm a
self-starter with unusual dedication and drive. I have two
major career goals: the first is to put my years of experience
to work for a company that values my ideas and respects my skills; the
second is to continue to learn and grow. |
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Lestat: |
This is all
well and good, but who is the real Marge Romano? |
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M.R.: |
What do you
mean? |
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Lestat: |
The person
inside the Art Director. The woman. |
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M.R.: |
(suspiciously)
What are you getting at Lestat? |
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Lestat: |
If you could
build your house anywhere, where would it be? |
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M.R.: |
Near the piazza
San Marco, Venice Italy. Or on the beach in Anguilla |
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Lestat: |
Ahhh…Venice.
(fondly) I remember the Medici's. A lovely family… |
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M.R.: |
(clears throat) |
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Lestat: |
Oh. Well…yes.
What is your favorite article of clothing? |
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M.R.: |
(surprised) You
have to ask? My red shoes, of course. All nine pairs of them. |
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Lestat: |
What is your
favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? |
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M.R.: |
Beautiful mouth
and hands. Gorgeous teeth. (teasingly) No fangs. |
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Lestat: |
Smart Ass.
What is most important…strong in mind or strong in body? |
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M.R.: |
Strong in mind.
You can buy strong in body (or at least rent it). |
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Lestat: |
What time do
you wake up in the morning? |
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In that respect,
I'm like you Lestat. "Wake up" is something that never happens
naturally to me. I have to be dragged out of bed! |
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Lestat: |
Touché Cherié!
What makes you laugh? |
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M.R.: |
Most anything
that doesn't kill me! …But if someone trips and falls, and
manages to flail around a bit on the way down, I'll be
hysterical for DAYS! |
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Lestat: |
What makes
you angry? |
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M.R.: |
When women
aren't treated with the same respect as men. |
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Lestat: |
If you could
have one super power, what would it be? |
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M.R.: |
Oy. The nerve of
this question…coming from a man who has preternatural powers
coming out of his… |
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Lestat: |
Hey! Be nice. |
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M.R.: |
(rolls eyes) To
be able to snap my fingers and have the ability to give to
someone who is sad that which would make their heart and soul
happy. Also, to be able to transfer my excess body weight over
to a Supermodel. |
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Lestat: |
Using only
one word, describe yourself. |
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M.R.: |
Eclectic |
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Lestat: |
If there were
a movie made about you, what current or former Hollywood star
would play you? |
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M.R.: |
Sandra Bullock…but only as a body double. |
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Lestat: |
(laughs out
loud) |
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M.R.: |
What's so funny
Dead Boy? |
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Lestat: |
You...in
Sandra Bullock's body! |
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M.R.: |
(pointing her
finger at Lestat) Don't MAKE me get the garlic and crucifix!!! |
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Lestat: |
Oh Cherié,
you are a hoot! (Exits. Preternaturally FAST!) |
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M.R.: |
(shaking head)
Vampires. Jeez... |
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